"hey what’s the date?"
when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
Until you have to pee…
I remember once my best friend was on Skype to her boyfriend and she bent over “looking for something” and I held the laptop at an angle so he could stare at her butt on Skype until I got a dead arm and physically had to put down the laptop.
I am good friend.